var quotes=new Array()

//change the quotes if desired. Add/ delete additional quotes as desired.

quotes[0]='\"Destroy yourself frequently. Reinvent yourself often.\" <i>H. Rollins</i>'

quotes[1]='\"The best lack all conviction, while the worst are filled with a passionate intensity.\" <i> W.B. Yeats</i>'

quotes[2]='\"Pain is just the feeling of weakness leaving your body\"'

quotes[3]='\"The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.\" <i>W.S. Maugham</i>'

quotes[4]='\"Physics envy is the curse of biology...\" <i>Joel Cohen</i>'

quotes[5]='\"In God we trust, everyone else must bring data\"'

quotes[6]='\"Sometimes the light at the end of a tunnel is an oncoming train...\"'

quotes[7]='\"Nihilism is best done by professionals\" - Iggy Pop'

quotes[8]='\"Hanlon\'s Razor: Never attribute to malice what can be equally explained by stupidity.\"'

quotes[9]='\"Arms, my only ornament - my only rest, the fight.\" - <i>Cervantes (Don Quixote)</i>'

quotes[10]='\"You are born in pain. You live in fear. You die alone. Have a nice day\"'

quotes[11]='\"Hope is the last thing a person does before they are defeated...\" -<i>H. Rollins</i>'

quotes[12]='\"Hanlon\'s razor: never attribute to malice what can be equally attributed to stupidity\"'

quotes[13]='\"When you have nothing to say, nothing says it quite like PowerPoint...\"'

quotes[14]='\"Don\'t take life too seriously...no one gets out alive\"'

quotes[15]='\"There is, in fact, nothing about religious opinions that entitles them to any more respect than other opinions get. On the contrary, they tend to be noticeably silly.\" - H.L. Mencken'

quotes[16]='\"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart\'s desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.\" — H. L. Mencken'

quotes[17]='\"Tact is for people who aren\'t witty enough to be sarcastic\"'

quotes[18]='\"When the truth is ugly, they put the prophets in prison...\" - C. Manson'

quotes[19]='\"When you can measure what you are speaking about and express it in numbers, you know something about it; but when you cannot measure it, when you cannot express it in numbers, your knowledge is of the meager and unsatisfactory kind...\" - <i>Lord Kelvin<\i>' 

quotes[20]='\"Without data, you\'re just another person with an opinion...\"'

quotes[21]='\"All the true wisdom is to be found far from the dwellings of man, in the great solitudes, and can only be attained through suffering. Suffering and privation are the only things that can open the mind of man to that which is hidden from his fellows.\"  - Igjugardik'    

quotes[22]='\"Sometimes the more measurable drives out the most important...\" - R. Dubos'

quotes[23]='\"I believe that nothing is unconditionally true, and hence I am opposed to every statement of positive proof and every man who makes it...\" - H.L. Mencken'

var whichquote=Math.floor(Math.random()*(quotes.length))
  document.write(quotes[whichquote])